In case anyone is wondering what I look like these days, here are a few things that should remind you of my bloated, pregnant ass.
The movie Wall-E not only accurately described the humans of the future, but also the 38 week pregnant B's of today:
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And, when I stand sideways, I bear a certain resemblance to this scary storyteller:
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But I still manage to bring smiles and french fries to children around the globe.
Sweet jesus, 3 more days of this................
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