Monday, May 21, 2007

The evolution of Betsy Booth Hill

Did you ever play the game when you were an adolescent, the one where to find out what your porn star name is you take the name of your first pet followed by the name of the street you grew up on?

Betsy Ross, the dog that predated my birth, and stayed with me through middle school. Booth Hill Road, my childhood home.

Thus, my porn name would be Betsy Booth Hill.

Probably wouldn't be a big seller, unless revolutionary war-themed porn makes a comeback.

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