Friday, December 18, 2009

New baby update: we seen no peen.

Actual text I sent to Big Man this afternoon: "your sperm have failed me".
Well dear reader (dad), we have news. It's not as good as I'd hoped, but we had the 20 week ultrasound today. This is the 3-d profile of the baby--nose pointing to the right.

Apparently, I'm going to be giving birth to a hairless cat! Below, a newborn Sphynx, or hairless cat.

I can't really tell the difference.

Oh, but you're probably reading because you want to know the gender. In the event the title of the post didn't clue you in, it's a girl. No peen to be seen.

Honestly, I'm pretty bummed. I was sure it was a boy. The psychic Gail and I went to last week said it was a boy. Big Man was meant to have a boy! Yes, healthy baby most important, blah, blah, blah, blah. But two girls? Sounds like purgatory after about age 6. Big Man predicts another "Bethany junior". Be afraid. Be very afraid.

We need a name, 'cause I think if we stick with Tommy, she'd have some issues.


Royal-T said...

Oooohhhh...sister sibling rivalry abound! How fun (for you)...seriously, congratulations. Once you're over the bummed's all good!

Anonymous said...

2 girls...!! Thank Goodness God only gave me one and 2 boys. It is not bad ( raising girls ) until They obtain the age of 12....then permanent save up til then....will be a joy til 11 or 12...Congratulations to the lucky parents....!!

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