Dani 1, Mommy 0.

Another amusing conversation in my house tonight:

Big Man is in the kitchen making dinner.

I'm sitting on the stairs while Dani and Tori run around.

I realize that Tori ran past me a moment ago and is unattended in the bathroom.

Me: Damn it, where is Tori? (as I start to walk to the bathroom with Dani behind me.)

Big Man: Watch your mouth, mommy.

I walk into the bathroom and Tori is at the potty, just about to dive her hands in.

Me: Noooooo Tori, NO!

Dani: (laughing) hee hee Tori
Me: (scooping Tori up and taking her to the sink to wash her hands) It's NOT FUNNY Dani!

Dani: It is a little funny, Mommy.

OWNED BY MY 2 YEAR OLD!