Conversation in our living room tonight:
Dani: "And Daddy, there will be no screwing around."
Mommy: "Hmmm, Daddy, where did Dani learn that phrase?"
Daddy, looks at Mommy suspiciously, "I don't know."
Mommy: "Dani, who taught you that phrase, 'screwing around'? Who says it"
Dani: "You mommy."
Daddy, smugly looks at Mommy.
Mommy: "Are you sure, Dani? Mommy says screwing around to you and Tori?"
Dani: "No mommy. You tell us, 'No screwing around'."
Daddy 1, Mommy 0