Dani here, mommy said I could post this.
When daddy's not looking:
I like to play with his remote. He never lets me touch it when he's awake. He never even lets mommy touch it. It might be the one thing he loves more than me! Let me just inch over here, ok now it's right next to me! I got it!
Mine, mine, all mine!
Uh oh....I think I hear him coming, better hide! Hopefully he won't see me!
Looks like daddy caught me!